Mother's Day is this Sunday.
Just a friendly reminder.
The mother of your two precious children.
The children I carried for 9 months (each!)
The ones I gave birth too
(even though you assure me that childbirth is nowhere near as painful as having your gallbladder removed. But still, I am quite certain that both children are remarkably cuter than your infected nasty gallbladder.)
The ones I feed.
The ones who have pooped on me.
Peed on me.
Puked on me.
Screamed at me.
The ones I have taught.
The ones I play Princess Snap with. Over and Over again.
The ones I get up with night after night after night.
And yes, it is all sooo worth it.
I just wanted to remind you that Sunday is Mother's Day.