Thursday, June 04, 2009

Dear Neighbor

Dear neighbor (Wayne, is it?),

Please do not get drunk and try to come in my house in the middle of the night like you did last night.

You scared the bejeezis out of me.

This is indeed NOT your house (as we established.) Mine is brick. Yours is blue, and is about 10 houses down.

Thanks.

5 comments:

Sarah Roberts said...

YUCK!

tallgirl said...

HOLY COW

Jen said...

Damn. He must have been REALLY smashed to go to the wrong house!

Michele said...

OMG! I'm sure it was super scary when it happened, but I couldn't help but laugh.

Nicole said...

I agree with Michele...must have been scary at the time, but it definitely made me chuckle.