Dear neighbor (Wayne, is it?),
Please do not get drunk and try to come in my house in the middle of the night like you did last night.
You scared the bejeezis out of me.
This is indeed NOT your house (as we established.) Mine is brick. Yours is blue, and is about 10 houses down.
Thanks.
5 comments:
YUCK!
HOLY COW
Damn. He must have been REALLY smashed to go to the wrong house!
OMG! I'm sure it was super scary when it happened, but I couldn't help but laugh.
I agree with Michele...must have been scary at the time, but it definitely made me chuckle.
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